I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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