What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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