he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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