ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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