My hair reeks of homosexuality.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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