I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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