vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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