OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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