she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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