Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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