So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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