Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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