scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She bit a glass in half.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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