jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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