would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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