Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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