Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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