um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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