Will you blow on my dice?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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