piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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