Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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