Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
