But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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