i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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