if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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