My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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