Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Randomize
