The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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