erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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