Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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