nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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