this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Randomize