The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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