Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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