Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Pants are for mortals
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