I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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