Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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