Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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