Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He keeps bees of course he's weird
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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