is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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