It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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