Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My penis needs a shock collar
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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