ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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