My hand turned me down
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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