whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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