Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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