The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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