So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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