You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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