found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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