why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
