Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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