Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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