So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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