btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Fuck appropriateness.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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