OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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