love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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