Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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