Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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